The Rot Continues - Swansea 3 - Arsenal 2

48 Hours on and i must have counted to 10 so many times before writing this blog and i'm just about calm enough now!!

Hello all and isn't it funny what a game where 22 grown men chase a bag of wind around a patch of grass can do to you???
Arguments raging over twitter between Arsenal fans, arguments between the spuds and us (even where they are mates!! or is that mugs??) arguments down the pub - twitter fans who are suposedly "in the know" who are telling us who is going to sign etc etc etc. And then getting into arguments and giving it "told you so " after.
At the end of the day, unless you are Mr Wenger - you will not have a clue what is going on - we can all second guess, we all know someone who knows someone - and i suppose thats the beauty of twitter!!! We all have opinions and can express them - thank god sometimes for twitter because it is  faceless - if you were down the pub discussing the rights and wrongs of what wenger is doing i reckon a few punches would be thrown!!! More about that later.

Atmosphere and Fans

Back to Sunday's game and prior to game i tweeted that i could see it being 3-2 - to whom, i didn't know - i can't comment live on the game because this was a game i missed (watched it in the pub and those reading my tweets will know its dangerous to tweet when drunk!!) - Milan away has swallowed up a lot of my shreddies - so Young Dan was the only representative from The Eaglet Arsenal Supporters Club to make the long trip to South Wales - and in his words, "large turnout again from the Arsenal away following but suprisingly quiet - Swansea fans loud and boisterous and good home support " Is there anything else to do in Swansea apart from watch football or pop round your cousins!!!!!

3 and a bit hours drive up there and 3 and a bit back - and whatever the right or wrongs of what the fan shouted at Henry and according to @AFCAMDEN (good follow on twitter - always close to action - great pics and great fun bags in one pic!!) who was near to the fan - nothing racist was shouted towards Henry despite Ian Wright retweeting some crap from a Chelsea fan saying it was racist - retweeting lies or printing lies can make you despised - Just look at Piers Morgan!!!!!

Fans have a right to berate players if they feel they haven't put a shift in - and don't tell me that the likes of Arshavin or Walclott put a shift in!!! Win or lose they pick up their 60k a week - should wages be paid on performances? I don't think so - MENTALLY you are either a winner or you are not - and i'm afraid these two aren't - in my opinion! Talent also helps - both have talent - Arshavin more so than Walclott - but both do not  not have that desire, passion or hunger to succeed to make  you a winner!!!



Not Far Wrong!!!

The team was the strongest that Wenger could put out - not balming him for that BUT this strength in depth has been our achilles heel for years now - i'm sick of the tired old excuses that injuries and bad referring are the reason why we are struggling so badly - WHAT EVERY FRIGGIN YEAR - change the record or the policy - IT ISN'T WORKING.

A Wenger quote " We do not buy superstars, we make them" oh yeah - then we sell them when they realise they are going to win nothing and Arsenal can get a few quid for them. Harping on about the Invincibles is exactly what it is, history - great history but Arsenal are struggling badly this season. Those that go to games - how many good, not great games have you seen?? Chelsea away - Wigan away (yes Wigan!!!) and Norwich away . Apart from Chelsea the other two we should be beating - that's 3 games this season - 3!!!!! NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Anyway, we lost the game, we have no strenght in depth, the majority of you will have watched it so i'm not going to comment on the game or go through it minute by minute - but a great line someone said was ...

" What do you get if you cross Theo Walclott with a ball??? - a goal kick!!"

Oh but he scored i hear those Walclott lovers  shout - and? - So in 90 minutes his job is a) to cross and assist and b) to score - Great - he scored but did F all else. 6 years now - he's a senior player and should be taking the game by the scruff of the neck - but doesn't.

Consistently good at the limp wristed clap

The Spuds must be loving this - but to be fair they've had years of this - suppose its our turn to take it - unbearable when mrstalkinoutmyarse is one, born and brought (dragged) up in Totnumb - spare room most nights now - especially last Sunday!!

Bottom line is - We all know he has to splash the cash - spend £25 million on a world class player - Henry's nice to have back for sentimental reasons but seriously - he isn't going to drag us out the mire - its embarrassing and then to get into a bit of a "row" with a supporter - come on Arsenal.

Henry's  Itzy or is it Bitzy Impression? (2 young - google it)

The Emirates Tour

Although i spend every other Saturday up there, decided to take my daughter on the Emirates tour - what a lucky little 13 year old she is????

 For those that haven't been - and this is my second one - took a few vids and pics this time - those that have been or seen, ignore my self indulgence - those that havent - have a butchers.

Arsenal Changing Rooms      Away Changing Room   Pre Match Press Conference Arsenes new assistant

One thing i did "feel" when i was up in the Directors lounge and Diamond Club - i don't think those that frequent these places really give a monkeys shit what happens out on the pitch - its a place to do business, a place to network - whether the Arsenal win, lose or draw!!!! Anyway rant definitely over now

Do they know there's a game going on the other side of the glass??

What's up and coming

Arsenal V Manure Sunday 22rd January kick off 4pm - Eaglet Arsenal Supporters Club meeting Gunners Pub Blackstock Road for The Awayboyz live at 1pm with new Flag in tow!!!

And because its been a depressive blog and last couple of weeks got  something to cheer you all up

We won the league at........xx

As always up the arse

13 Unlucky for some??? Villa 1- Arsenal 2

Hello Chaps and Chapesses,

Well Arsenal maintained their impressive record at Villa Park after a hard earned victory made it 13 games unbeaten now at the home of Aston Villa - and how do they get their revenge - shut the Junction of the M6 and M1 making it a John Terry of a journey to get home ( John Terry - rhyming slang for cock!).

Booked a half day off work and left work at 1pm to get back to meet Dan ( @dan87afc) in London Colney to then pick up Scary Ivan and then Dan's Uncle, Ian, to make the trek up to Villa Park - cosy little foursome - Dan put on his favourite Dolly Parton CD and we set off. Made good time and after a bit of research parked up at Star City ( Junction 6 M6 - big entertainment venue place with free parking) - Grabbed a pint in the ten pin bowling alley, then made the 20 minute walk towards Villa Park with Scary Dan looking out for any Villains on the look out for 4 gooners looking slightly lost. 



Sean Lock?



As with all good football fans we found our way to the nearest pub. It was one of those pubs where you knew that you would need to wipe your feet on the way out!!! We were pleasantly surprised at the bar staff . Strangely they were all young girls with ample bosoms and nice smiles.

The clientele were however slightly different, speaking with funny Hartley Hair accents ( google it - I'm showing my age) - most of them looked like they had been eating grenade sandwiches since the age of 4 or had flossed their teeth with a chain and anchor and all looked like they could play the banjo!!!

Beer was all right  and in a glass and at £3 a pint wasn't too bad - don't ask me the name of the pub - the sign outside had a skull and cross bone covering it but it was near a power league pitch and the motorway ran overhead.



Scary Ivan?

For some reason Scary was very keen to get the rounds in and after about 4 or 5 we thought we better make a move ( why does football get in the way of beer and bosoms?) and follow the masses to Villa Park. A short stroll through a small woods, with a lovely babbling brook, over a snicket fence and up to the Doug Ellis stand, lower tier row R,  for 7.45pm.

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What always impresses me is the numbers that always follow the Arsenal away - whether you 're a Gooner reading this or a fan of another club, the away allocation is always taken up by the Arsenal and the atmosphere is always good and vocal - those that know me, know that i criticise the atmosphere at the Emirates and the arrogant attitude of our not so vocal home support - so think I'm being pretty fair here!

Away lot

Villa started off well and the obvious game plan was to get at our "full backs" and it was from a cross from Villa's right that forced  Szczesny into a smart save from a Agbagadadawhore ( or however you say his name) header. On the other side, Villa were targeting Coquelin and  he wasn't helped by the more senior Walcott who was having one of those nights!!





Gervinho been on the weights


With Gervinho and Walcott switching wings, it was Walcott, on 17 minutes with a clever turn and drive into the box that caused Clarke to try a waltz with Theo and the referee correctly pointed to the spot. The main man made no mistake and drove the ball confidently into the roof of the net. The fans celebrated politely and i shook Scary's hand and then cuddled the girl behind me and thought here we go - as in here we go, the floodgates are gonna open, gonna penetrate and get in there - I'm talking about the Arsenal and not me!!!

Well both didn't happen - we sat back  and invited them on - Frimpingpong, who I'm worried is beginning to believe all his own self publicity - all this Dench business and Nasri business - time to do that is when you are a regular and playing well - think he needs to drop the Bertie Big Bollox and concentrate on his career - or he's going to be more bench than dench!!

Ramsey had a good chance when put through, but sliced horribly wide, when a further touch and cool finish would have been more appropriate.  Half time to be honest could not come soon enough and the lure of the pub, bosoms and beer was tempting but we were going to stick with it - pretty turgid first half but we were one up.

2nd half started like the end of the 1st with Ramsey and Frimpingpong guilty of giving the ball away - Ramsey, i can forgive - he has played so many games and is still a young lad and in the last few weeks has started to look jaded.

It was from a root one ball from the Villa keeper, a flick, a mis -placed header from Vermaelen to Mertesacker and Marc Roland Rat Albrighton stole in to coolly finish past Szczesny for the Premier Leagues 20,000th goal

Roland?



Albrighton?


















Time for Frimpingpong to make his way to the dbench as Wenger decided to freshen proceedings up and brought on Rosicky . His arrival seemed to allow Arsenal to gain a foothold back in the midfield and this was further strengthened by the arrival of Benyayoun and weakend by Arshavin ( harsh i know but the bloke is completely shot - or should be) in the 81st minute for the tiring Ramsey and Gervinhohoho.

Arsenal must have had 5 or 6 corners in a short space of time and it was from another Van Persie inswinging corner in the 87th minute that the majestic, towering man mountain Benyaoun rose to power his header home to spark wild scenes of jubilation from the 3000 odd ( yep, odd is pretty appropriate) travelling contingent - another hug and squeeze for the doris behind me and a gleeful wave at the departing Villa fans.





Benni The Colossus




Play well at Man City = nil points, Play ugly at Villa = 3 points. Thats what you have to do sometimes!!!

Poor performance overall but Mertesacker coped well with the pace of that bloke with the funny name up front, Coquelin grew in stature and Arteta is just a class act - he really is in the mould of all that is good about Arsenal.

Walcott really needs to take this sort of games by the scruff of the neck and make an impact over 90 minutes - it can't always be left to RVP - as i keep sayimg he is one slip, turn, tackle away from being out and then we are in trouble!!

As for Arshavin, well he will be appearing in panto as an elf as he obviously has more of an interest for this sort of theatre than playing for Arsenal - he's bad for my elf - take £6 million and let him go - obvioulsy get a replacement first - oh we have - he's called the Ox long lost distant relative of Lord Lucan - think we got more chance of Lord Lucan wearing the shirt!!

Anyway the fans celebrated for a good 10 minutes after the game. We met back at Star City after popping in to have a look at the Star Titties in the pub on the way back to the car - grabbed a 10 piece KFC bargain bucket (to share with Scary!!!) and Dan took us via Coventry due to the motorway being shut, back home. Mrs Talkinoutmyarse was pleased when i crawled into bed stinking of beer, fags and breast ( the KFC chaps) at 2 am and promptly told me to "do one" - so spare room it was - worth it for the 3 points!!!!

What's coming up?

Arsenal v Wolves now 3pm 27th December thanks to Aslef - if i ever meet this Aslef bloke he's got some answering to do - twat!! - Meeting down the Eaglet N7  for 12pm - Star Attraction, Audrey Pineda,  all the way from the U S of A - big Arsenal Fan and drinks pints of Jagers standing on her head whilst singing Star Spangled Banner!!! Not to be missed.

Arsenal v Qpr 3pm 31st December - ( I'll still be  going from the 27th!!!)

Will be good to see you all down there

Up The Arse and Merry Christmas to all from Eaglet Arsenal Supporters Club