Transfer Rumours, Injuries and Greedy Bastards

Hello All,

Well its mid week and those not going to Man $ity, it going to seem like a bloody long time to the next game - and it could be longer for some now those poor, hard done by tube drivers have decided to come out their cosy automated cab and go on strike - you'd never think the country needs to get back on its feet would you - £42k a year, 43 days holiday and you want MORE - suppose it is the season of scrooge - so suppose all you drivers are called Oliver.

Forgive me if I'm wrong but are you dodging bullets from some goat shagging shepherd in the mountains of Afghanistan - or are you pushing some buttons like  Johnny from Total Recall - Keep on striking and it will all be automated chaps!!



Dumb ass future tube drivers??





My flexible mrs
(available for halloween)


Rant over - well its mid week and feels strange with no mid week game and no internationals and with mrs talkinoutmyarse doing her keep fit , rumba or zumba, it gives me a bit of free time to look at all the comings and goings and all the crap being spoken about concerning transfers. Also to have a little look back at the Oil Firm Game on Monday between two clubs with huge histories!!!

What a classless, shameless bunch of mercenaries - both the fans and the players!!!

"Where were you when you were sh#t, where were you when you were sh#t" - i was struggling to work out who was singing it to who. Cashly, 10 men 9 men 8 men 7 men 6 men 5 men 4 men 3 men 2 men 1, 1 man and his mobile phone buzz buzz..........went to bed with Cashly mouthing off in the tunnel after the game about channel 5!!

That's the difference Mr Cole - we beat you, didn't rub it in your face, celebrated with the fans and moved on!! You always take it one step too far - disappointed with those Arsenal fans on the social sites agreeing and supporting his boast. Suppose he got a buzz out of it!!! or was that the phone allegedly up his hows your father!!

As for the game itself, i for one was hoping before the game for a Man $ity win. Realistically we are not going to win the league - even if Mr RVP keeps himself fit for the whole season and i could see Man $ity getting beaten at some stage of the season - so all this Invincbles baloney didn't wash with me!!
Again, after the game, the joy that Man $ity had lost was - well, lost on me - Chelsea get back into top 4, we drop out and its as if we've won the bloody game by Man $ity losing the very very slim chance of  becoming The Invincibles.

Come on Arsenal fans - be bloody realistic - our goal is the top 4 - if at the end of the season we miss out to Chelsea for the top 4 birth, are we all  going  to look back and go " Thank God Chelsea beat em, it doesn't matter, at least it  preserved our Invincible season!!!""  Sorry - i thinks that is the worse case of short sightedness I've ever seen or is it??

Harry, glasses for your tax forms?

Talking of which, do i need to say anymore about the comings and goings of the game between Stoke RFC and Tottenumb - all i can say is " Arise Sir Chris Foy" or is that Hoy??? Bless em all - fair to say he had a bit of a stinker but not as bad as all the Spurs fans abusing our Olympic Gold Cycling Medallist - Hoy? Foy? Easy mistake!!!!

We've all been there before so I'll leave it at that - they will be there or there abouts - and that's a worry!!




Transfer News

Oh come on - its Arsenal, it's Arsene Wenger and we got 5 new signings in January , Wilshere, Sagna, Diaby ( January 2014), Jenkinson and Santos!!!

All this talk about Goetze, Poldolski, Mickey Hazard or whatever his name is - is just all talk - best thing to do is wait and see - there's even been talk amongst Arsenal Fans of Torres!!! 





Sturridge and Torres



Do you really think Chelsea would sell Torres to Arsenal for £20 million??? I for one would have him despite his complete deterioration in form - and if one man could kick start again it could be Mr W but it won't happen - we will all have to wait and see - and wrap RVP in bubble wrap!! On another note, we should have gone for Sturridge a year or so ago - he would have some i reckon especially chatting to him at Bolton last year - or maybe i was that drunk he actually said he loved Mrs talkinoutmyarse or her Arse - or it may have been he loved the Arsenal!!

Injury News

Again if all the rumours are to be believed, Gibbs is back for 28th December, Jenkinson and Sagna new year and Wilshere end of January - lets hope they are all true - yes we do have a shocking injury list but check out Manure's - my heart bleeds!!

Diaby will fart between now and his return and sustain a double fracture of his femur.

Santos's landed awkwardly - but doesn't help with 16 stone behind it and will be out for 3 months - i personally like him and i think he played against Olympiakos because he insisted to continue his push for fitness - to be fair it could have happened against Everton - it just leaves us up a shitty creek without a certain instrument.

Any way lets all get behind the Arse on Sunday - (if she comes back all sweaty tonight from zumba, i won't be getting behind hers!!) and lets hope for 3 points. I think it will be a weekend where the majority of the country will be rooting for an Arsenal win!! On that note

Lets all see you down The Eaglet Pub Boxing Day and New Years Day

Up The Arse